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Wednesday
23Jan

Diet Day #2

What a ROUGH day. I have a very important meeting tomorrow and I have NO DRESS PANTS that fit.  Yes, that is right. NONE of my pants fit because I have gained so much weight.

I went back and looked at my life...and I have gained seven pounds since I started on my hormone balancing drugs. I seriously want to sit in a dark corner and cry.

Alas, I will wear the ONE dress I have and my new SPANX (thank you, my dress pants don't fit with the Spanx). And talk to my doctor PRONTO.

Was it not enough that I pushed out two babies? Must I endure this torture from my hormones?  Enough whining. It is only FAT and CLOTHES that don't fit.  And the GAP is now closed.


Reader Comments (1)

Oh no! Not the SPANX!

I saw an average size woman wearing Spanx yesterday. Even with loose fitting pants, the rubber band line could be seen above the knee. It also created a cute muffin top which she would not have had otherwise.

If Spanx were called girdles, would they have selling power?

What Oprah isn't telling you is that she is wearing the full body Spanx.
ouch...

Uberchik
Liz
January 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLiz

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